Ah. Well. I try to get to know people. It's quite often easier said than done.

That, and some people are jerks.

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Sounds like I was closest, but not quite right.

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sounds like we need another riddle. and i'm out at the moment.. i just have old ones...

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

I have something kind of like a riddle, but you'll never get it unless you already have it:

How 'bout them apples?

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...i dont got it...i'll just be random.

I'm sorry dear, but they're peaches.

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

Oh, so close! Ish. On the right track, but still way off, sort of thing.

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once again, indirect bluntness.

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

I apologize, if that's what you want. It just sort of happens. Like with watching TV for hours. It always starts with just a show, and then...


Or Chips. They work like that too.

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i was just stating...i find it quite amusing actually.

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

Oh. Well. Lovely. Then I won't make an effort to stop.

Especially since I can't tell what exactly it is that makes a phrase (how did you say?) indirectly blunt.

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that's the joy of it.

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

No more guesses on that 'riddle' eh?

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eh.... no

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

Rats.

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answer, or statement?

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

those apples either suck or are way cool!

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not as cool as peaches!

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If you were to juggle a lion, and a house cat, the end result would look something like a tattered chunk of red fabric. The cat would scratch anything within reach, and the lion would just eat you. The lesson to learn? Make sure you eat your spinach.

Peaches are for chumps.

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uh what does this have to do with anthing honestly? you keep this up and I might actually get the gumption up to report you. I have never reported anyone, but that doesn't mean I won't

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Pandora i agree with you i have only seen him on two topics so far and he already making me mad W.O.W. in my opinion is a waste of money and so talk of it should be restricted to those who care

to how about those apple i say it means how do you like that

AND PEACHES ARE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I just don't like all that fuzz, eww.

and I've laready reported the guy because he's slowly posting on everything.

although as far as thoses games go coh/cov is sooo much better.

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Ok, lets get this back to riddles.....

Ok dule riddles, and each pair is a riddle in itself. You may want to work together on these. And if you don't google them I may give hints.

1a. What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

1b. What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?


2a. What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?

2b. How do you divide seventeen apples among sixteen people?


3a. What has yellow skin and writes?

3b.What people are always in a hurry?

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1a: Crash. I've seen turkeys fly, they can barely manage upright.
1b: A falcon

2a: An egg.
2b: Very carefully?

3a: A pencil
3b: Russians?

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-Tucker Max

(This is more a test of age than anything else)
First hint: they are from a movie

1a. No
1b. No

2a. Yes
2b. No

3a. No (but somewhat close)
3b. Yes.

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